Student Teacher Jokes

Master: How Old is ur father? 
Pappu: As old as I am. 
Master: How is it possible? 
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.


Teacher to student: 
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai….. 

Student: 
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi….?


SIMPLE LOGIC 
Teacher: ‘Name one animal that is found in the desert.’
Rajan: ‘A camel.’
Teacher: ‘Good. Name another animal.’
VIkram: ‘Another camel.’


Bubbli class mei gadha le aye

Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?

Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
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mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu


Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he?
Student:padhai me
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..


Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?
Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga