Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai…..
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi….?
Teacher: ‘Name one animal that is found in the desert.’
Rajan: ‘A camel.’
Teacher: ‘Good. Name another animal.’
VIkram: ‘Another camel.’
Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu
Teacher:sabse jyada nasha kis chiz me hota he?
Teacher: wo kaise?
Student:Teacher, kitaben khole hi neend aa jati he..
Teacher: Main Ne Subha Ko Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi Iss Ka Future Tense Batao?
Student: Mai Kal Tak Wo Larki Phassa Loonga