Santa rocks!!!

Santa Singh : Aaj mere kutte ne anda diya hai.
Banta Singh : Paagal hua hai kya, kutta kabse anda dene laga.
Santa Singh : Yeh mera style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam “Kutta” rakha hai.


Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
“Kya hua, kya hua”
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.


Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!


Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala.
Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi
Kyun…
Kyun…ki vo sab firebrigade wale the.


Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha.
Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai!


Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.


Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha,
mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!