Santa Banta

Santa Banta:
SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.


Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
“Pyar” Nhi Kr Skta..


45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.?

boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.:-D


SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?

BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.


Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko
Daba Diya
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
Santa-Sir
IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye


Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?

Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!


Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??

Teacher: Nahi toh…

Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha…
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MISS CALL..


Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……