Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it,
I don’t know what to do?
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lines like this :
and write below :
“Scratch here for ANSWERS”
Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with U!
Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai….
Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..
Ek chappl aur padi..
2 cockroach ICU me
Ek dusre ke bagal me bed par jkhmi halat me admit the
Ek ne dusre se poocha- Hit or chappal
Dusre ne jabab diya nahi yaar
Ye ladkiya bhi dekh kaar etti chillati hai..
ki heart attack aa gaya…