Husband Wife Jokes

patni-mai driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki mai aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu…
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pati-plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na…..plzzz


patni-tmhe nhi lagta jara si samjhdari se talak k mamle roke ja sakte hai
pati- tmhe nhi lagta jara se samjhdari se shaddi bhi roki ja sakti hai.


ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi
sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye.
pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai…
hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu..


pati prawachan sun k aya aur patni ko godd mai utha liya
patni-guruji ne kya rommance krne ko kaha hai kya?
pati-nhi pagli unhone kaha hai apka dukh khud uthana chahiye.


Wife: Jab desi pite ho toh Paro kehte ho.
Jab whisky pite ho to Darling.
Aaj kya piya jo chudail kehte ho?
Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu!


Patni: Meri sharafat dekhó…….
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli…
Pati: Aur meri sharafat dekhó…..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..


pati- hipnotis kya hota hai?
patni-kisiko apne control mai kr k apne marji ka kaam krwana.
pati-chal jhuti!!!! use to shaadi kehte hai..